ME , ME and ME!

Dadaa! I'm going to talk about the most important thing in the universe, ME! (I'll address myself as Ian now).
Ian is a 16 year old all most adult male person. He is average height with not so (Not at all) muscular build. Covering the head is a long mousy medium lenght a little back-combed long string of hair (Underline the world string). On the sides there are a couple of elephant ears (No, I didn't steal them from the zoo). The class balls in the eye sockets are green - gray - light blue colorish. A normal nose is situated in the middle of the face and below the nose is an average sized mouth (Constantly used for eating and speaking).
From the moment Ian was born we have been able to gather very minuscule amount of information about his (We still have no clue who or what it is, but we prefer to call it a he) characteristics. As far as we know he seemes to be a bit reserved at times, but he has a gentle heart.

SIDENOTE : He seemes to be drawing nonsense pictures all over his notebooks, is this the breaktrough we have been looking for?